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These are most of our offerings. If there is something here you desire, please contact us at: firstname.lastname@example.org
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OUR MOST POPULAR BLENDS
#1 Tony's Tremendous all purpose topping has mushrooms, garlic with mixed herbs & works with everything!! This has become our top seller and most requested for private custom labeling. Also available as Tony's Happy Shit with a smiley face label
#2 Darby's Garlic Festival
The Best Garlic Salt on the Planet!!
-My Dearest Darling Darby asked why one wasn't named after her and I said one wasn't worthy enough. Well now there is! A mixture of garlic salts using Red & Black Hawaiian with Purple Glaze make a wonderful garlic salt combo. Nothing else like it in the world!
#3 SEX ON THE BEEF!!
How can you resist the name? It's BETTTER than the name!
! Black garlic, Shiitake mushrooms, salt, peppercorns, a little soy sauce and TLC. SEX SELLS, JESUS SAVES & TONY DELIVERS!
A most fabulous beef topping and finishing blend. Also loves pizza, tomatoes or whatever
Ain't Nothin But Chicken Shitt is a killer chicken topping that loves CHICKEN and many other foods as well. Ain't Nothin But Pig Shitt-you guessed it; LOVES PORK, ALL pork!
Works on Anything & Everything!
4 oz. Mug $5.00
4 oz. Mug $5.00
Both packaged together
Tony's Tuscan is a great blend similar to Tony's Tremendous but without mushrooms. Works on virtually everything also.
Black Garlic salt or peppercorns so wonderful and very aromatic topping that will work on so many things.
Black Garlic Salt
infused into sea salt
A most glorious combo!
We specialize in black garlic and subsequent products.
Cherry wood smoked sea salt or Peppercorns-A nice not too overly powerful smoked product. Good on fish, pork, beef and whatever you feel like with smoked flavor; without that fake liquid smoke taste.
Cherry Wood Smoked Salt, Peppercorns & together as the Smoky Penguin,3 separate choices
A mix with salt pepper & other pig friendly herbs and spices including paprika, turmeric, marjoram and more. 200 ml bottle $10
Smoked Umami Deluxe
Fine flake salt, coatse pepper, cherry wood smoked salt AND-black garlic powder
SOFA KING AMAZING!
5 oz woozy pour bottle $10
Our original in a 120 ml bottle with sprinkler cap $8
Salt, pepper and robust cherry wood smoked salt.
A stupidly simple combo that is SKA!
Purple Glazer-This is one of our most popular garlic salts right now. We have been growing this member of the purple strip family for a number of years now and select the biggest cloves for replanting.
Double Roasted Garlic sea salt is a very nice rich blend. We roast the garlic, infuse it into the salt and roast it again. One whiff and yur hooked!
Garlic Rosemary - a wonderful garlic & rosemary infusion with red Hawaiian sea salt.
Savory Garlic Shiitake Beef Topping- Works well on lamb too, or whatever else you can think of. With peppercorns. Treat your beef like royalty.
GIN--GAR-TUM-Ginger, Garlic & Tumeric is a fabulous combo that love scallops, shrimp, chili and whatever else you can think off. A most popular seller since its recent inception.
Make any canned chili a prize winner by topping it with this.
Magic Dick-a traditional seasoned salt named after my Dick, the cat.
Truly works on everything!
Tony's Tous Sans Sel-That's right Mon Ami/Amie! No SALT. Due to many requests we made this and it is a very popular seller, soon to be one of our life changers. Garlic, onion, bell peppers and a load of other good herbs make this a killer topping. So aromatic and is nothing like the commercial mixes. You can even put it under your pillow. No one flavor drowns out another. just one whiff is all it takes!
Tony's Tuscan Garlic no salt HAS oregano, extra garlic, chives and Italian herbs.
Italian Stallion-garlic, onion, bell pepper & Italian herbs.
Neapolitan-toasted garlic & onion, peppercorns with Italian herbs.
Garlic in a Grinder-
Garlic Onion & Rosemary-
Garlic Onion & Herbs de Provence
Scarborough Fair Love salt-Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme of course. This is quickly becoming one of our best sellers. These herbs all represent love and devotion. This salt works on EVERYTHING!!
Berkshire Fair-Marjoram, basil and oregano infused sea salt. A culinary surprise!
Fresh dill, vinegar powder and Himalayan salt
Polish Pickle Salt
Salt, peppercorns, garlic, dill, red pepper flakes.
Put it on cucumbers for instant "raw" pickles.
Shrimp, chicken and fish!
Mae's Pasta Magic-whether you like it buttered or sauced, this is the one you want! Named after my Mom.
Berkshire Bourbon-salt infused with Berkshire Mountain Distiller's best!!
The original Penguin-white salt-black peppercorns.
Hot Habanero XX
Berkshire Bloody Mary our own horseradish, lemon verbena and celery added to Red Hawaiian. Almost doesn't need the liquid! Works on beef too.
EFT-Every Funghin Thing! 6 mushrooms, 7 sea salts & four colors of peppercorns make this so funghin good! Works on everything.
Adam's RV Topping-Roadkill & Varmint enhancer. Find something in the road you want to cook up? This is the stuff. Of course it loves venison and most other furry or feathered creatures whether they be flattened or fresh kill.
Salmon King-yup, loves Salmon and many other foods and fishies,
Humpty's Egg Topper-Everybody loves eggs and Humpty loves eggs. A bacon salt base with pepper, herbs and a few surprise spices.
Nothin but Pride!
Like we said on page 1, we are proud to support the community 213.5%
We proudly and strongly support the community!! If ya have a problem with that, please speak with the management.
LGBTQ Sea Salt-The Q is up to you, (wee bit of Queer perhaps?) but Lavender, Garlic, Basil & Thyme and a WEE bit of QUEER, make a most wonderful blend. Works on almost anything.
Pride Pepper are rainbow peppercorns, nice and fresh.
The Gay Penguin-Rainbow peppercorns with a mix of colorful salts from around the world.
Black Truffle Salt-Imported from Italia! We changed the name to "Effin Magic" because there is no F Bomb or adjective to describe what this does to ANY food! Works on ANYTHING! Popcorn, eggs, potatoes, pasta-you name it, thisa fixes it. Another life changer.
Currently Only Available in
2 OZ nip bottles at $15
Black garlic powder with fine Himalayan salt
2 oz, nip $8
Odd Ducks you may find at a market:
Vitamin Sea-a mixture of dulse, nori & wakame.
Our products will add a touch of magic to any culinary treat you touch them with. Not necessarily better, but more magical. You've already produced your best effort, so it's time for a touch up. If you're not the chef, then blast away at whatever sits in front of your face.
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