This is named after my Wonder Cat Dick who was named after my father's twin brother Richard. They called him Dick for short, but not for long. Magic Dick truly works on anything and everything!
Magic Dick wonder spice or Tater Shit, $6.00 each or $12 for the
They come in cute 4 oz. mugs.
Keep an eye out for New Dick products, including Salmon Dick. $8.00 in a 5 oz woozy bottle
Check our schedule to obtain in person. or email to order. We have samples for those who would like to lick some Dick before purchasing.
If we offend you-IT MAKES US HAPPY!
Actual shipping charges apply to these items as they are a special with little profit margin.
Please remember; one cannot have enough Dick. Grab some today!
AND!! KEEP SMILING!!
Our products will add a touch of magic to any culinary treat you touch them with. Not necessarily better, but more magical. You've already produced your best effort, so it's time for a touch up. If you're not the chef, then blast away at whatever sits in front of your face.
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