Most of our offerings:

These are most of our offerings, many not listed on etsy. If there is something here you desire, please contact us at: rollingrockfarm@aol.com

OUR MOST POPULAR BLENDS

#1 Tony's Tremendous all purpose topping has mushrooms, garlic with mixed herbs & works with everything!! This has become our top seller and most requested for private custom labeling. Also available as Tony's Happy Shit with a smiley face lab

#2 Darby's Garlic Festival

The Best Garlic Salt on the Planet!!

GUARANTEED!

-My Dearest Darling Darby  asked why one wasn't named after her and I said one wasn't worthy enough. Well now there is! A mixture of garlic salts using Red & Black Hawaiian with Purple Glaze make a wonderful garlic salt combo. Nothing else like it in the world!

#3 SEX ON THE BEEF!! 

How can you resist the name? It's BETTTER than the name! 

Ain't Nothin But Chicken Shitt is a killer chicken topping that loves CHICKEN and many other foods as well. Ain't Nothin But Pig Shitt-you guessed it; LOVES PORK, ALL pork!

And More:

Tony's Tuscan is a great blend similar to Tony's Tremendous but without mushrooms. Works on virtually everything also. 

True Black Garlic-black garlic treated for 40 days infused into clear crystal sea salt makes a most wonderful and very aromatic topping that will work on so many things.

Mae's Pasta Magic-whether you like it buttered or sauced, this is the one you want! Named after my Mom.

Meximagic-A nice spicy not hot blend that works on many foods.

Pierogi & Kielbasa toppings

Garlic, onion & bell peppers in  grinder.

Garlic in a Grinder, Garlic & Onion, Garlic Onion & Rosemary Too!

Cherry wood smoked  sea salts-A nice not too overly powerful smoked salt. Good on fish, pork, beef and whatever you feel like with smoked flavor; without that fake liquid smoke taste. Available with various salts.

Berkshire Bourbons-salt, peppercorns and smoked salt infused with Berkshire Mountain Distiller's best!! 

Celtic Grey Sea Salt  A great taste sensation!! 

Scarborough Fair Love salt-Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme of course. This is quickly becoming one of our best sellers. These herbs all represent love and devotion. This salt works on EVERYTHING!! Available with different salt types and made with our freshly picked and infused herbs.​

Lemon salts- We have several Meyer Lemon trees that give us enough lemons to make a limited quantity of lemon salt. 

Peppercorns-black Telicherry, White, Green (Irish), Pink,  Habanero,  garlic, lemon, smoked, rum-we have a nice selection.  We use very fresh peppercorns.

Black Garlic Salt

infused into  sea salt

A most glorious combo! 

We specialize in black garlic and subsequent products. 

Checkout our:

www.blackgarlicstore.com

More No Salts

Garlic in a Grinder, Garlic Rosemary  & Garlic Onion in a grinder are three new items without salt. Add flavor to anything in a natural way without the intense commercial type of seasoning.

• Purple Glazer-This is one of our most popular garlic salts right now. We have been growing this member of the purple strip family for 6 years now and select the biggest cloves for replanting. 

Double Roasted Garlic sea salt is a very nice rich blend. We roast the garlic, infuse it into the salt and roast it again. One whiff and yur hooked!

Smoked Umami-this blend is robustly smoked flaked sea salt with a little fine black and white pepper. Melts in ur mouth! Add real smoke to ANYTHING!!

Garlic Rosemary - a wonderful garlic & rosemary infusion with red Hawaiian sea salt.

Savory Garlic Shiitake Beef Topping- Works well on lamb too, or whatever else you can think of.  With peppercorns. Treat your beef like royalty.

Maple Corn & Popcorn Salt-this is the only thing you need on your corn on the cob and popcorn. Amazing! We have a Pop N Top mix of honey and maple plus Bee Shitt honey sea salt too. They are not overly sweet as this is salt and not sugar. Just the right amount of flavor with healthy sea salt and not the table poison.

Tumeric-fresh tumeric infused into white Himalayan sea salt.

GIN--GAR-TUM-Ginger, Garlic % Tumeric is a fabulous combo that love scallops, shrimp, chili and whatever else you can think off. A most popular seller since its recent inception.

Make any canned chili a prize winner by topping it  with this.

Zydeco Cha Cha-a nice blend with no heat just that Cajun flavor you've been craving.

All magics come with a sprinkler cap.

Magic Tony-a flake salt with Cajun/Creole spices and a hint of vanilla bean sugar. Melts in ur mouth . Loves everything it  touches, especially corn and popcorn. A magic glutton duster.

Magic Mingo-another glutton duster that a blend of mildly smoked flake salt and a hintof pepper.

Magic Porky-after years of experimenting we have finally found the best rib rub. Apply an even coating anytime before cooking with ur favorite method and let the magic begin! OMFG!!

Magic Darby-a no salt blend of garlic, onion, paprika & pepper (white & black)

Magic Dick-a traditional seasoned salt named after my Dick, the cat.

Magic Bailey-any fish, any way.  This will make it happy. 

No Stroke-No Joke-No Salt

Tony's Tous Sans Sel-That's right Mon  Ami/Amie! No SALT. Due to many requests we made this and it is a very popular seller, soon to be one of our life changers. Garlic, onion, bell peppers and a load of other good herbs make this a killer topping. So aromatic and is nothing like the commercial mixes. You can even put it under your pillow. No one flavor drowns out another.  just one whiff is all it takes!

Tony's TuscanTuscan Garlic no salt HAS oregano, extra garlic, chives and Italian herbs.​​

More No Salts:

check these out on etsy

 Etsy currently on hiatus. 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/713982149/no-joke-no-stroke-no-salt-toppings?ref=shop_home_active_16

Italian Stallion

Neapolitan

Santa Fe Trail

Unsalted Chicken Shitt

Castrated Beef

Sin Sal Mexicali

The Penguin Collection

Just sea salt and peppercorns; begging to be named the Penguin.

The original Penguin-black peppercorns.

The Pink Penguin-Pink Himalayan with "Pink" peppercorns.

The Gay Penguin-Rainbow peppercorns with a mix of colorful salts from around the world.

The Smoky Penguin-cherry wood smoked salt 
& pepper.

The Garlic Penguin-garlic infused salt & pepper.

The Irish Penguin-aka Leprechaun bait. That's right, you might get feckin lucky by using this salt & green peppercorn combo and win the lottery. And then again maybe you won't. Great gift for your Irish friends. Shamrock on the label.

The Scorpion Penguin-XXX Scoprpion S&P

Jalapeno X 

Hot Habanero XX

Scorpion XXX

are all hot shit, seeds and all. Be careful! 

The Scorpion & The Ghost!-Two of the hottest peppers on this planet infused into salt. Part of our "life changing" collection. Enjoy the heat or enjoy screwing with your family and friends. Two separate heat and flavors!

Berkshire Bloody Mary Mix-our own horseradish, lemon verbena and celery added to Red Hawaiian. Almost doesn't need the liquid! Works on beef too.

EFT-Every Funghin Thing! 6 mushrooms, 7 sea salts & four colors of peppercorns make this so funghin good! Works on everything.

Tony's TuscanTuscan Garlic no salt HAS oregano, extra garlic, chives and Italian herbs.​​

Adam's RV Topping-Roadkill & Varmint enhancer. Find something in the road you want to cook up? This is the stuff. Of course it loves venison and most other furry or feathered creatures whether they be flattened or fresh kill.

Salmon King-yup, loves Salmon and many other foods and fishies,

BACON!-Yup, Pink Himalayan Bacon Salt, Loves tomatoes, potatoes, eggs, popcorn and everything else-Howling Good because we use Howling Flats Bacon.

Humpty's Egg Topper-Everybody loves eggs and Humpty loves eggs. A bacon salt base with pepper, herbs and a few surprise spices.

Holy Pesto-garlic and  green basil combined for a very popular blend. We use "tiny Aristotle basil" that is unique in flavor

We proudly and strongly support the community!! If ya have a problem with that, please speak with the management.

LGBTQ Sea Salt-The Q is up to you, but Lavender, Garlic, Basil & Thyme make a most wonderful blend. Works on almost anything. 

Pride Pepper are rainbow peppercorns, nice and fresh. 

The Gay Penguin-Rainbow peppercorns with a mix of colorful salts from around the world.

Black Truffle Salt-Imported from Italia! We changed the name to "Effin Magic" because there is no F Bomb or adjective to describe what this does to ANY food! Works on ANYTHING! Popcorn, eggs, potatoes, pasta-you name it,  thisa fixes it. Another life changer. 

Only Available in nip bottles at this time.