These are most of our offerings, many not listed on etsy. If there is something here you desire, please contact us at: firstname.lastname@example.org
OUR MOST POPULAR BLENDS
#1 Tony's Tremendous all purpose topping has mushrooms, garlic with mixed herbs & works with everything!! This has become our top seller and most requested for private custom labeling. Also available as Tony's Happy Shit with a smiley face label.
#2 Darby's Garlic Festival
The Best Garlic Salt on the Planet!!
-My Dearest Darling Darby asked why one wasn't named after her and I said one wasn't worthy enough. Well now there is! A mixture of garlic salts using Red & Black Hawaiian with Purple Glaze make a wonderful garlic salt combo. Nothing else like it in the world!
#3 SEX ON THE BEEF!!
How can you resist the name? It's BETTTER than the name! Go to:
www.sexonthebeef.com to learn all about it. It's the only sex site you can admit to frequenting.
Tony's Tuscan is a great blend similar to Tony's Tremendous but without mushrooms. Works on virtually everything also.
True Black Garlic-black garlic treated for 40 days infused into clear crystal sea salt makes a most wonderful and very aromatic topping that will work on so many things.
Mae's Pasta Magic-whether you like it buttered or sauced, this is the one you want! Named after my Mom.
Meximagic-A nice spicy not hot blend that works on many foods.
Merlot is Back!-Wine for the mind.
Pierogi & Kielbasa toppings
Garlic, onion & bell peppers in grinder.
Garlic in a Grinder, Garlic & Onion, Garlic Onion & Rosemary Too!
The Swashbuckler-rum infused salt, peppercorns and Jamaican seasoning.
Cypress Flake Salt-nice pyramids that burst in your mouth.
Cherry wood smoked sea salts-A nice not too overly powerful smoked salt. Good on fish, pork, beef and whatever you feel like with smoked flavor; without that fake liquid smoke taste. Available with various salts.
Berkshire Bourbons-salt, peppercorns and smoked salt infused with Berkshire Mountain Distiller's best!!
Celtic Grey Sea Salt A great taste sensation!!
Cipolini Onion-roasted "chip-o-lini" made a wonderful onion salt. Amazing!
Scarborough Fair Love salt-Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme of course. This is quickly becoming one of our best sellers. These herbs all represent love and devotion. This salt works on EVERYTHING!! Available with different salt types and made with our freshly picked and infused herbs.
Lemon salts- We have several Meyer Lemon trees that give us enough lemons to make a limited quantity of lemon salt.
Peppercorns-black Telicherry, White, Green (Irish), Pink, Habanero, garlic, lemon, smoked, rum-we have a nice selection. We use very fresh peppercorns.
Black Truffle Salt-Imported from Italia! We changed the name to "Effin Magic" because there is no F Bomb or adjective to describe what this does to ANY food! Works on ANYTHING! Popcorn, eggs, potatoes, pasta-you name it, thisa fixes it. Another life changer. Available in glass "restaurant tube" or hex jar.
Garlic in a Grinder, Garlic Rosemary & Garlic Onion in a grinder are three new items without salt. Add flavor to anything in a natural way without the intense commercial type of seasoning.
And for the QUEERS:
LGBTQ Sea Salt-The Q is up to you, but Lavender, Garlic, Basil & Thyme make a most wonderful blend. Works on almost anything.
Pride Pepper are rainbow peppercorns, nice and fresh.
We proudly and strongly support the community!! If ya have a problem with that, please speak with the management.
Purple Glazer-This is one ofour most popular garlic salts right now. We have been growing this member of the purple strip family for 4 years now and select the biggest cloves for replanting.
Ain't Nothin But Chicken Shitt is a killer chicken topping that loves CHICKEN and many other foods as well.
Ain't Nothin But Pig Shitt-you guessed it; LOVES PORK, ALL pork!
Double Roasted Garlic sea salt is a very nice rich blend. We roast the garlic, infuse it into the salt and roast it again. One whiff and yur hooked!
Scarborough Fair-Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme all work together to make the love and happiness of your food excite the palate to no end!
Smoked Umami-this new blend is robustly smoked flaked sea salt with a little fine black and white pepper. Melts in ur mouth! Add real smoke to ANYTHING!!
Garlic Rosemary - a wonderful garlic & rosemary infusion with red Hawaiian sea salt.
Black Ginger- ginger infused in to Black Hawaiian sea salt. NICE! This has gotten real popular and works well with many foods.
Savory Garlic Shiitake Beef Topping- Works well on lamb too, or whatever else you can think of. With peppercorns. Treat your beef like royalty.
Maple Corn & Popcorn Salt-this is the only thing you need on your corn on the cob and popcorn. Amazing! We have a Pop N Top mix of honey and maple plus Bee Shitt honey sea salt too. They are not overly sweet as this is salt and not sugar. Just the right amount of flavor with healthy sea salt and not the table poison.
Tumeric-fresh tumeric infused into white Himalayan sea salt.
GIN--GAR-TUM-Ginger, Garlic % Tumeric is a fabulous combo that love scallops, shrimp, chili and whatever else you can think off. A most popular seller since its recent inception.
Make any canned chili a prize winner by topping it with this.
Zydeco Cha Cha-a nice blend with no heat just that Cajun flavor you've been craving.
All magics come with a sprinkler cap.
Magic Tony-a flake salt with Cajun/Creole spices and a hint of vanilla bean sugar. Melts in ur mouth . Loves everything it touches, especially corn and popcorn. A magic glutton duster.
Magic Mingo-another glutton duster that a blend of mildly smoked flake salt and a hintof pepper.
Magic Porky-after years of experimenting we have finally found the best rib rub. Apply an even coating anytime before cooking with ur favorite method and let the magic begin! OMFG!!
Magic Darby-a no salt blend of garlic, onion, paprika & pepper (white & black)
Magic Dick-a traditional seasoned salt named after my Dick, the cat.
Purple Haze-"Dude! Give me all this shit you got" said one old Jimmy fan. He gives it away to his friends. Purple Basil makes this colorful & flavorful!
The Penguin Collection
Just sea salt and peppercorns; begging to be named the Penguin.
The original Penguin-black peppercorns.
The Pink Penguin-Pink Himalayan with "Pink" peppercorns.
The Albino Penguin-White Peppercorns & salt.
The Gay Penguin-Rainbow peppercorns with a mix of colorful salts from around the world.
The Smoky Penguin-cherry wood smoked salt
The Garlic Penguin-garlic infused salt & pepper.
The Irish Penguin-aka Leprechaun bait. That's right, you might get feckin lucky by using this salt & green peppercorn combo and win the lottery. And then again maybe you won't. Great gift for your Irish friends. Shamrock on the label.
The Scorpion Penguin-XXX Scoprpion S&P
Hot Habanero XX
are all hot shit, seeds and all. Be careful!
The Scorpion & The Ghost!-Two of the hottest peppers on this planet infused into salt. Part of our "life changing" collection. Enjoy the heat or enjoy screwing with your family and friends.
Berkshire Bloody Mary Mix-our own horseradish, lemon verbena and celery added to Red Hawaiian. Almost doesn't need the liquid! Works on beef too.
EFT-Every Funghin Thing! 6 mushrooms, 7 sea salts & four colors of peppercorns make this so funghin good! Works on everything.
Tony's Tous Sans Sel-That's right Mon Ami/Amie! No SALT. Due to many requests we made this and it is a very popular seller, soon to be one of our life changers. Garlic, onion, bell peppers and a load of other good herbs make this a killer topping. So aromatic and is nothing like the commercial mixes. You can even put it under your pillow. No one flavor drowns out another. just one whiff is all it takes!
Tony's TuscanTuscan Garlic no salt HAS oregano, extra garlic, chives and Italian herbs.
Adam's RV Topping-Roadkill & Varmint enhancer. Find something in the road you want to cook up? This is the stuff. Of course it loves venison and most other furry or feathered creatures whether they be flattened or fresh kill.
Salmon King-yup, loves Salmon and many other foods and fishies,
BACON!-Yup, Pink Himalayan Bacon Salt, Loves tomatoes, potatoes, eggs, popcorn and everything else-Howling Good because we use Howling Flats Bacon.
Humpty's Egg Topper-Everybody loves eggs and Humpty loves eggs. A bacon salt base with pepper, herbs and a few surprise spices.
Holy Pesto-garlic and green basil combined for a very popular blend. We use "tiny Aristotle basil" that is unique in flavor
Our products will add a touch of magic to any culinary treat you touch them with. Not necessarily better, but more magical. You've already produced your best effort, so it's time for a touch up. If you're not the chef, then blast away at whatever sits in front of your face. Etsy is our main selling platform at the present time.
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